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Awards

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August 6th, 2010

Kerry

Our foreign affairs consultant admitted to me today that "sometimes" when no one is around he'll set up all the RvB characters and then run them over till they're all dead.

Not cool Kerry.

Guilty Party

Posted 1 month ago by Joel Comments (89)	+ 393 Funny

Groups

21 Groups

Gus' Hair Petition Gus needs bleached blond metal hair.

Monty Oum You love Monty Oum and his girls. We do too.

Aion Gaming Group For those who play Aion

Joe.Remote Keeping tabs on Joe the Cat - the real creative force behind RT

Be nice to jack! He's an awesome guy, so be awesome to him!

Don't be Nice to Jack! Every insult that he has recieved, he deserved. updated weekly.

Games I'm Playing

13 Games

Br�tal Legend

Diaper Cat!

Hannah Montana: The Movie

Red vs. Blue

Halo 3

The Orange Box

The Goods

NAME

Joel Heyman

OCCUPATION

No cubicals.

INTERESTS

Filling out fields on internet sites entitled "interests" in which no one will ever really read anyway. I could just type about randon crap here and no one will ever really see it. See me typing about crap that no one will ever read. Blah blah blah yup typing about nothing. I could even misspel crap or make up a word: plup-tent

FAVORITE MUSIC

Like I'm going to take this field seriously. Did you see the last field? I actually typed the word "plup-tent" in it. wtf.

FAVORITE MOVIES

This has to be the most boring profile ever. I can't believe you are still reading this. What is wrong with you. Go out and do something seriously. Btw my favorite muppet is Animal.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS

Kudlow&Co btw I don't care if ya don't read the FAQ. Really I could care less. Nobody reads those *(%*$^!things anyway. It';s like those agreements ya know the "terms and conditions" ya skip over before hitting the "I AGREE" button. Does anybody read those #@$%Z^! things? I mean lets face it even if ya did read the FAQ its not like your going to give two #(*$^@! about what it says anyway. FAQ: "please don't post pictures of elephant penises" reader: "Quick! Somebody get me a copy of National Geographic and a scanner!" anyway if ya have any questions they are answered in the FAQ. (No they are not) Seriously I haven't even read the #$(*&#$^@ thing. For all I know it doesn';t even address penises on elephants. And don�39;t think for a second that I don't recognize the Irony that more people just read that lame-ass sentence about elephant penises in my weak-ass profile than will read the FAQ.

FAVORITE BOOKS

Joel's stupid bio: After getting in touch with his emotions and learning to breathe deeply Joel Heyman would graduate from the University of Texas (go horns) in 1997 with BFA (Breathing Feeling Acting) degree. Joel would go on to breath feel and act his way through over 40 plays ranging from regional plays in Texas to off-Broadway productions in New York. While in Texas Joel would eventually meet-up with Austin's two other world class drunks: Matt Hullum and Burnie Burns. A partnership was formed and a movie resulted: The Schedule a film that showed the world that three drunk guys can point and aim a camera at stuff. Soon after Joel was ready to move to Hollywood so as that he could work on movies and television shows that also pointed and aimed cameras at stuff (expensive stuff); Joel was moving up. While working with Oscar nominated director Sergei Bodrov (The Quickie 2001) Joel discovered that if you work on a movie that will only get released in France then...

FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES

well nobody will really see that movie except French people: a lesson learned. Later Joel would go on to play the role of Conrad on the soap opera Passions. A part that would distinguish Joel for saying such memorable lines like:Excuse me and Did you order this? and; I am Conrad Destroyer of galaxies would you like fries with that? Standing in for David Boreanaz(s.p.?) ~even he is not sure how it's spelled on the T.V. show Angel Joel would explore the many smelly/scary/unsafe alleys in Los Angeles. In April of 2003 Red vs Blue emerged (buy a DVD damnit) and so did the character of Caboose a project that allowed Joel to not have to shoot in every smelly/scary/unsafe alleys of L.A. Red vs. Blue would utilize the process of machinima: pointing a virtual camera at some virtual stuff. The great success of this confusing process would land Red vs. Blue on the Cover of the Wall Street Journal. Then some other stuff happened but I have run out of space.

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Friends

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CAST & CREW

Ben

Web Dev

CAST & CREW

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PAX vobiscum

SITE ADMIN

dark54555

HOOK EM

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DiMono

In Doom

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Nestry

PAXprime

Posted 6 hours ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Hey I hate to be that annoying: "HEY ADD ME" person, but I was promised adding... by staff.... from Burnie... er something. My name was written on the table twice! Anyways I was just wondering if you could shoot me an add while you are online. Nice seeing you again btw!

Link02

Posted 6 hours ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Caboose: Marco! Freeman: Polo!

deabalo3

Posted 18 hours ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
do u know when the caboose hoodies are gonna be in stock

baldeagle123

Posted 20 hours ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
ever wondered wat happene to some poor guys after the beta ended take a look its complicated www.youtube.com/watch?v=rchTVfUNwrg

SailorTweek

Makin videos

I hope you've found your face.
I think I'm still hungover.

Although it was a drunken fangirl tirad...I meant every word I said to you. You are a magnificent and talented guy.

I hope one day you, Chris, and I could sit and just chat (in a non-convention setting where everything is CRAZY) Thank you for posing for the photos. Thank you for signing my Caboose helmet. Thank you for the compliments on my videos. Thank you for coming to PAX

JakeVanchu

Sponsor

Hey Joel this is jake vanchu, the kid that is either going to break 72 hours in the most consecutive game play or die trying, just giving out a recent update that you asked me to do regularly and this week or so's update is that i will be doing this as a charity event for child's play because i love what they do for the needy. if you want to contact me you can just message me back on my profile or send me an email at J.Vanchu@yahoo.com or my secretary's email chaninvanchu@yahoo.com

have a great day

Jake Vanchu

Agent_Maine

Posted 1 day ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Hey :)..Urm..I'm kinda new to the site so I thought it would be..y'know..easier getting info if I ask you or something since like your a member of the RT team..Umm..can you gimme some tips on how stuff works here? Thanks in advance :D

stemby

Space Yeti

Posted 1 day ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Go Rangers. Listening to you talk about the Ranger and all the heartbreak they have given you over the years. Makes me glad I am an Astros fan 1st and Rangers fan second. Yes the Astros break my heart but at least they are being the upset team this season. Here to the Rangers getting to the playoff and into the Second Round. cheers

HurricaneS45

Posted 1 day ago	[ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Coolest Course Ever, Zombie Course at a US college, thought you'd get a laugh out of it maybe? www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11219411

fluffnight

Posted 1 day ago	+ 2 Cool [ Reply ] [ Quote ] [ Conversation ]
Thanks for the award, Joel. It was great meeting you. And I guess everyone else. Sorry I messed up the picture by now wearing the gloves...I forgot* to put them on. * was too lazy