I got home the other day to find that my younger brother of 19 had unleashed my cat at a pigeon that he saw in our back garden. From the sounds of it, my cat bitch-slapped it out of the air and the continued to stare at it and be generally intrigued by it (as well as run away from it when it jumped). My brother then decided that he wanted to "wring its neck" because he'd never done it before.
I stepped in at this point because I didn't want the cat to shred it to pieces all over the lawn and also i didn't want my brother to kill it and then leave it on the lawn. So I got it out of there alive. My brother filmed the little evacuation on my phone.

I saw it a few days later sitting on someone else's front lawn just chilling.

You have bested me today, but I shall rebound from this smiting to vanquish you.

I am going to miss a lot about our current office when we move, but there's a few things I will be happy to leave behind. The main thing will be this:



You can't see it, but my office (and the right turn I need to make) are on the other side of that massive vehicular wall. The bus stop outside our office gets a bus once every 30 seconds. Sometimes, they have to line up when scheduling gets off, which apparently happens every single day. This particular line of buses was six deep. It was literally our entire block.

After suffering through the sounds of half a million buses in three years, if I ever wait for more than a minute to catch a bus in Austin, I am going to punch that bus in the face.

Second on the list of things I won't miss are all the fucking maniacs who ride the bus. I really can't wait to go a full twenty-four hours without being forced into a conversation with a random stranger who is clinically insane.

Don't forget, if you want to submit a theme song for consideration for use in the Drunk Tank, email your entry to podcast@roosterteeth.com. Try to keep submissions under 5 megabytes and less than a minute in length (about 30 seconds is ideal). Thanks guys!

Achievement Hunter has been taken over by the RvB landing page (which will change in the future...) so if you want to see today's AHWU right now, you can go here:

http://achievementhunter.com/archive/episode.php?id=1514

The Landing Page is back. In our latest efforts to ease network traffic, we have brought back the static landing page for Monday night releases. Before, the site had to hit our database and load a ton of data just to make the create the main page. Since over 95% of our traffic on Monday is people looking for the video, we now have a page that presents just that. Simple? Simple.

Clicking any link will take you through to the Community site. We will return to our regularly scheduled site some time after midnight.

Those of you who don't even visit the front page don't even know what I am talking about. Click the logo and you will see it.

Google alerts produce the oddest results for our name.

We have some cool tools over on YouTube, one of which is a module that shows you the most commonly used words in your YouTube comments for any given video. This is what shows up for our last Playboy collectible video from Mafia 2.



Try making a sentence out of the most commonly used words. (This can only end well.)